Cristina. 20. ................................
Person:hey have you read any good books lately?
Me:are you ready for this conversation
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2 days ago

i-want-a-goddamn-pony:

Charles Dance was on Ali G Indahouse. I’m never going to look at Tywin Lannister the same again.

(via nerdintraining)

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2 weeks ago
xekstrin:

baydeer:

tiny-puppy-teeth:

countnipple:

emperor-kanji:

meulin2dope:

some dipshit loses his sister and has to go on a boat ride to save her


this guy moves out to a hick town because his parents don’t like him and then he teams up with a bunch of gay kids and a furry going through an existential crisis to solve a murder mystery and fight some monsters inside a TV at Japanese Wal-mart

this dingus goes on a plane, and it crashes in the sea by an underwater city where little girls suck out lifeblood with the help of walking divers suits and all the while this guy talks about his philosophy and it’s 9th grade all over again

You have to take care of these little people who are too stupid to remember to eat or poop or sleep on their own and so you have to order them to do everything and it’s like having a Tamagotchi only seven billion times more complicated.

a bunch of asshats fighting over gravel pits. i mean seriously who hired these people

this crazy soldier keeps pestering political officials in space, insisting a giant army of sentient squid robots are coming to destroy all civilization

xekstrin:

baydeer:

tiny-puppy-teeth:

countnipple:

emperor-kanji:

meulin2dope:


some dipshit loses his sister and has to go on a boat ride to save her

this guy moves out to a hick town because his parents don’t like him and then he teams up with a bunch of gay kids and a furry going through an existential crisis to solve a murder mystery and fight some monsters inside a TV at Japanese Wal-mart

this dingus goes on a plane, and it crashes in the sea by an underwater city where little girls suck out lifeblood with the help of walking divers suits and all the while this guy talks about his philosophy and it’s 9th grade all over again

You have to take care of these little people who are too stupid to remember to eat or poop or sleep on their own and so you have to order them to do everything and it’s like having a Tamagotchi only seven billion times more complicated.

a bunch of asshats fighting over gravel pits. i mean seriously who hired these people

this crazy soldier keeps pestering political officials in space, insisting a giant army of sentient squid robots are coming to destroy all civilization

(Source: mylittlefangirl, via insaneteacup)

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2 weeks ago

cumberderpy:

vagosphere:

Quirky miniature porcelain sculptures made by Ukranian artists Anya Stasenko and Slava Leontyev

Reblogging because more people need to know that such things exist. 

(via missexterminatordiamond)

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3 weeks ago

psuedonam:

logoside:

Tips and homespun for the apocalypse that sooner or later will end up coming.     So, keep well this post.

(Source: therealmapachestudios, via insaneteacup)

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3 weeks ago

gangbanglerfish:

so how about a pokemon game where you play as a kid going into team rocket because his parents are high ranking rocketeers or whatever and you have to steal your starter and you slowly start to realize that team rocket is not cool so then you destroy them from the inside

that’d be a damn good game

(Source: kangaya, via insaneteacup)

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Posted
3 weeks ago

I literally have no idea what my personality is

Like I go from being an arrogant bitch to a studious, conscientious hard-worker, to a lazy procrastinator, to an overly-emotional fangirl

in a matter of seconds

(Source: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou, via eyehatekim)

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4 weeks ago